Card - Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I want to order Pizza and Binge Watch with You
Card - Happy Valentines Day! Without you I would have to kill all the spiders
Card - I am obsessed with you in a non-creepy way. Okay, maybe slightly creepy.
Card - I knew you were the one for me when I farted and you didn't run away.
Mini Card - Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is your Gift, and I Love You.